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Sunday, April 10, 2005
Gollyfuck. it's been awhile since I wrote.
I'll try to catch you up really quick. cousinsfromkoreaareherehoroscopedemandediplaynicemargaretchoshowscalledboobydarlingsweetiehoneygorgeousbytenmilliongaymenandgaywomenevengotmanhandledbyapulpmagwriterwithhisschweatyhandsewwentandsawmobyandreceivedawesomegiftbagpicturestofollowalysonsbirthdaypartyplayedballoonandminicroquetwenttoseehairgotcalledaheroandsawmyfriendsnakedagaincaughtupwithmyheterolifemategotsnubbedbytheunmentionablejackassdevelopingawesomecallousesonmyguitarplayingfingersremodeledhalfofkitchenpassedoutbyfumeswatcheddavematthewsinamoviefreakedoutwatchedsincityanddrooledlikeafanboydiscoveredyoungdarthvaderisactuallyahomosexualgotacrushonanewguywhoiswayoutofreachboughtacurlingironspitonmyopthmalogistwhowashavinghismaleperiodjerkbirthedanalienbabybylisteningtogwardayandnight.
Wow. I'm tired already. I promise I'll write more next time. I DO. I PROMISE. GOD!
(by the way, some stranger on scriptbuddy gave my story four stars and some very nice words. I got all tingly about that.)
11:22 PM
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