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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
In chronological order, all the lines of the 3rd episode of Will and Grace this season that made me crack up. Enjoy.
GRACE: I was thinking of taking [chewing tobacco] up. I like a light buzz and I like to spit. It just makes sense.
My favorite one------------------------->WILL: I had a traumatic experience when I was a kid. I fell in the neighbor's pool. And my mom couldn't jump in, 'cause... 'Cause she just got her hair done. So stuck out her foot but her mule came off in hand. Finally, she leaned over to pull me out, spilled her Manhattan in my eyes, and said, "Oh, I give up."
GRACE: You know what? I should. I need some space from you gays. Come on, Will, we're shaving my legs.
GRACE: Uh, a poem has to rhyme. Like, "There once was a man from Nantucket... Something, something, something, suck it.
JACK: Swimming fact, "Speedo" is French for "maximum package exposure."
KAREN: You know, I like having a couple friend. Let's do this every Friday! It'll be our thing. I'm sure that traffic school can get along without me.
GRACE: I love a good meal, and I love a good dump.
JACK: Don't even ask me how I pulled that off. Let's just say I had to pull something off. [UNDER HIS BREATH] Bathing suit.
DALE: I didn't have the heart to tell her that Fiorelli's closed down and that area is now pretty "gangy."
DALE: I wish you would. 'Cause I made... "fould". I was trying to me it rhyme.
JACK: It's clear as the face around your mole.
MALCOLM: Dale, you got any Orangina? I'm kind of in that mood.
3:29 PM
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