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Thursday, August 18, 2005
Why didn't that giraffe ever call us back? I totally thought we shared a moment...
"JUWANNANOCHUARRRR? You're not a man, Jimmy Fallon. You're an AMINAL."
Lady Levitra contemplates her next victim as she eye-fucks the camera with ferocious elegance.
You ho bag, I was going to be Spinderella this Halloween... Don't even act like you don't know!
I see your point, but I already bought my press on nails and weave, so you'll just have to be Pepa, okay?
THIS is why I hate vag.
Yes, we ARE the only people who can take a solid picture by holding the camera up in the air ourselves! See how clever! We totally meant to be shot all askew... it's artistic, bitch.
Butch and Tra-la-la celebrate their one year anniversary... by cheating on me. Both of them. *sob*
Frankie makes his "Magnum" shot.
Who rocks the party that rocks the party? *ohhhhhh, so drunky.*
If I loved them any more, Congress would deem it unconstitutional.
9:31 AM
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