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Tuesday, April 20, 2004
[I love out-randoming Kenny.]
kenny stylee (4:07:20 PM): you still owe my VICODIN for my birthday
kenny stylee (4:07:23 PM): AND tequila
kenny stylee (4:07:34 PM): i dont even think those were originally bday presents
geek chiQ 5 (4:07:52 PM): would you believe drunk elves broke into our apt and stole all the ingredients necessary for your bday shake?
kenny stylee (4:08:01 PM): oh man.
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:03 PM): and then proceeded to die on our kitchen floor?
kenny stylee (4:08:05 PM): you took it to a party?
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:16 PM): and so we (that is, linda and I) had to bury them under the stairs
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:23 PM): no, i still have vicodin
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:28 PM): but the tequila went bad
kenny stylee (4:08:28 PM): oh
kenny stylee (4:08:34 PM): uh
kenny stylee (4:08:36 PM): tequila doesnt go bad
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:38 PM): i mean, stolen!
geek chiQ 5 (4:08:43 PM): the tequila went STOLEN
kenny stylee (4:08:51 PM): wait wait
kenny stylee (4:08:53 PM): i dont believe you
kenny stylee (4:08:57 PM): did you pour it out or something?
geek chiQ 5 (4:09:35 PM): *sigh* here's the truth: the dish and spoon, in their elopement plans, convinced the tequila to serenade their impromptu ceremony with his great mariachi skills
geek chiQ 5 (4:09:52 PM): how could the tequila refuse? therefore, we are sans kenny's gift now
4:12 PM
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