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Monday, January 05, 2004
So, once in awhile, I'll find something SO humorous that I might pee a little. This is one of those times.
I'm sitting here with Shannina and Linda, eating dinner after a rough first day of classes. Then we start talking about penises, naturally. And these two intrepid gals informed me about some sort of test for erectile dysfunction (whether it's physiological or psychological). There's a paper strap that goes around the girth and it breaks apart when the man gets "engorged." (teehee) Then Linda made the make believe sound- "Toik!" AHAHAHAHHAHA I cannot stop laughing. It seriously hurts to think about it, so why I'm adding this anecdote to my journal, i don't know.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"TOIK!"
- by the way, Kenny calls me "Screamin' Korean" in case I go into wrestling. I could see that as my true calling. Linda is "Yellow Peril". Kenny is "Potato Famine" Levy.
LINDA JUST BURPED IN MY FREAKIN' EAR!!!! OF all days...
Still laughing over the TOIK!!
7:03 PM
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