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Sunday, May 04, 2003
Some highlights from tonight's conversation with Linda. If you don't find them funny, screw you. I can't be funny all the time, you know.
[Linda and I are always on the search for nudie flicks.]
W4LSaGe (7:24:05 PM): hey my sister said we should watch "pillowbook" ....lots of penis-age in it
geek chiQ 5 (7:24:10 PM): ooooooooh
W4LSaGe (7:24:16 PM): she said she giggled like a schoolgirl
[I'm not the domestic type. But I am a girl. I get baby desire once in a blue moon.]
W4LSaGe (7:25:12 PM): how was the baby shindig?
geek chiQ 5 (7:25:33 PM): cool. i want a baby
W4LSaGe (7:25:36 PM): HAHA
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:10 PM): aidan drooled all over me
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:13 PM): and bit my shoulder
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:16 PM): and i was in heaven
W4LSaGe (7:26:24 PM): we'll have to hunt down some babies for you to babysit
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:30 PM): *sigh*
W4LSaGe (7:26:33 PM): how old was aidan?
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:35 PM): but they won't have MY eyes
W4LSaGe (7:26:38 PM): HAHA
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:39 PM): 6 months
W4LSaGe (7:26:42 PM): AWWWWWWW
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:46 PM): and FAT
W4LSaGe (7:26:51 PM): oh man
geek chiQ 5 (7:26:53 PM): we're talking 23 lbs, exactly
W4LSaGe (7:27:03 PM): those are the cutest....but then i worry abouthow they'll grow out of it
W4LSaGe (7:27:06 PM): whoa
W4LSaGe (7:27:12 PM): like a christmas ham
geek chiQ 5 (7:27:14 PM): yea, he's hefty that boy
geek chiQ 5 (7:27:17 PM): TOTALLY
geek chiQ 5 (7:27:20 PM): LOL
W4LSaGe (7:27:20 PM): hehehe
W4LSaGe (7:27:29 PM): i totally imagine you hefting this giant ham over your shoulder
W4LSaGe (7:27:30 PM): hahahaha
geek chiQ 5 (7:27:39 PM): and the ham biting me?
[Just kidding, Eric. You're a sweetie. Please don't beat me...]
-talking about Linda's desk, previously-
W4LSaGe (7:35:20 PM): maybe it'll fit in eric's jeep? :-P
geek chiQ 5 (7:35:38 PM): hahahhahah
geek chiQ 5 (7:35:45 PM): *strokes chin* mebbe mebbe
W4LSaGe (7:35:49 PM): HAHA
geek chiQ 5 (7:35:53 PM): he's being nice
geek chiQ 5 (7:36:01 PM): i'm a little perturbed
W4LSaGe (7:36:03 PM): he IS?!?! what did he it? is he sick?
geek chiQ 5 (7:36:08 PM): he IS sick
W4LSaGe (7:36:13 PM): that must be it
W4LSaGe (7:36:28 PM): the neurotransmitters are all f*ing him up
geek chiQ 5 (7:36:52 PM): he bought me haagen daaz coffee ice cream (raises arms above head and shakes head wonderingly)
W4LSaGe (7:37:04 PM): he bought it for you just cause??
W4LSaGe (7:37:22 PM): weeeeeeird
W4LSaGe (7:37:41 PM): oh i know!! he's gently reminding you that hey he buys you gifts and YES his borthday IS coming up
W4LSaGe (7:37:43 PM): hahaha
geek chiQ 5 (7:37:51 PM): oh that sneak
W4LSaGe (7:37:52 PM): or birthday
W4LSaGe (7:37:53 PM): haha
geek chiQ 5 (7:38:05 PM): well, he better be dropping the cash when memorial weekend comes around
W4LSaGe (7:38:05 PM): i'm on to him *nods head slowly and knowingly*
W4LSaGe (7:38:12 PM): hahaha
geek chiQ 5 (7:38:13 PM): thank god you set me straight
W4LSaGe (7:38:22 PM): glad i could do my job *salutes*
W4LSaGe (7:38:24 PM): hahahaha
geek chiQ 5 (7:38:25 PM): foolish novice that i am
W4LSaGe (7:38:31 PM): pshaw!
geek chiQ 5 (8:08:21 PM): i got him hooked on the nanny
W4LSaGe (8:08:26 PM): YAYYYYYYYYY
W4LSaGe (8:08:27 PM): hahahahahah
geek chiQ 5 (8:08:28 PM): though he won't admit it
W4LSaGe (8:08:42 PM): i tell you, he LIKES all the shows we watch he just wont admit it
geek chiQ 5 (8:08:46 PM): i know
[Linda and I like to imagine we're friends with celebrities. Ashton Kutcher is like a brother to us.
"Beer! Canada! *bullhorn shriek*" Ashton does cutesy dance move]
geek chiQ 5 (7:40:34 PM): hey did you know the war's over?
geek chiQ 5 (7:40:44 PM): i tell ya, if SNl weren't around, i'd never know anything
W4LSaGe (7:40:44 PM): yep for a while now
geek chiQ 5 (7:40:56 PM): i recorded ashton for ya, by the way
W4LSaGe (7:41:02 PM): oh i watched it
W4LSaGe (7:41:06 PM): but thanks! :-)
geek chiQ 5 (7:41:06 PM): oops
W4LSaGe (7:41:10 PM): i missed the first twn mins or so
geek chiQ 5 (7:41:14 PM): he was so cute as the swedish student
geek chiQ 5 (7:41:20 PM): all blond and excitable
W4LSaGe (7:41:25 PM): i know!! haha
geek chiQ 5 (7:41:35 PM): so you didn't see him in his skivvies??
geek chiQ 5 (7:41:41 PM): man, he was PACKING HEAT
W4LSaGe (7:41:46 PM): ooooooooooh *drool*
geek chiQ 5 (7:42:13 PM): i was like "boy is GIFTED down der!!"
W4LSaGe (7:42:16 PM): hahaha
[Our piggy ways have become common knowledge, even to perpetually drunk Irish college boys]
W4LSaGe (7:43:29 PM): haha, kenny and i were talking about icing flavored ice cream and he said:
kenny stylee (7:42:14 PM): i mean, like, if you and grace change your tastes, they'd be outta business
geek chiQ 5 (7:46:12 PM): hahahhaha
geek chiQ 5 (7:46:17 PM): i love how he includes me!!
W4LSaGe (7:46:47 PM): hehe
W4LSaGe (7:46:48 PM): he knows
[I guess salt would make it hard for the cream to freeze? *sigh* One can dream. After all, they can FRY ice cream at El Torito's]
geek chiQ 5 (8:03:05 PM): i want salty ice cream
W4LSaGe (8:03:22 PM): mmmmmmm.salty ice cream
[Whoever dares insult Angie deserves the most painful of deaths.]
W4LSaGe (8:05:21 PM): kenny thinks most actresses are ugly and he thinks better luck tomorrow chick was above average!
geek chiQ 5 (8:05:30 PM): urf, that's so weird
geek chiQ 5 (8:05:37 PM): who is his ultimate actress hottie?
W4LSaGe (8:05:53 PM): he thinks gwen stefani (even though she's not an actress)
geek chiQ 5 (8:06:10 PM): hmm, she's okay, just cause she has unique style
W4LSaGe (8:06:17 PM): he thinks she's hotter than angelina jolie!!!!
geek chiQ 5 (8:06:21 PM): *chokes*
geek chiQ 5 (8:06:23 PM): kill that boy
W4LSaGe (8:06:25 PM): i know!!
W4LSaGe (8:06:27 PM): hahhahahahah
[Are marshmallows even considered food? Aren't they 70% air?]
W4LSaGe (8:08:06 PM): my brother has a bag of marshmallows and i cant stop eating them
geek chiQ 5 (8:08:16 PM): i was so craving marshmallows the other day
W4LSaGe (8:20:47 PM): i was gonna eat magoes and marshmallows
W4LSaGe (8:20:47 PM): :-P
geek chiQ 5 (8:21:05 PM): oh i'm jellus
W4LSaGe (9:00:06 PM): darn, my brother hid the marshmallows!
geek chiQ 5 (9:00:15 PM): LOL
geek chiQ 5 (9:00:19 PM): you do-gir!!
W4LSaGe (9:00:25 PM): no! :-[
W4LSaGe (9:00:26 PM): hehe
geek chiQ 5 (9:00:27 PM): you're brother had to HIDE marshmallows from you!!
W4LSaGe (9:00:56 PM): he hid them cause he's using them for his science project (he's makin an atom)
W4LSaGe (9:01:32 PM): i want to eat the magoes but i dont know if they're ripe yet
W4LSaGe (9:01:41 PM): i want to eat them anyway! i'm such a fat pig
geek chiQ 5 (9:02:34 PM): eat slowly
geek chiQ 5 (9:02:39 PM): then they'll ripen while you chew
W4LSaGe (9:02:42 PM): HAHAHA
W4LSaGe (9:03:07 PM): see i already have dried mangoes, so i might not want more
geek chiQ 5 (9:03:38 PM): what??
geek chiQ 5 (9:03:43 PM): you are renounced as my friend
W4LSaGe (9:05:28 PM): dude can dried mangoes get moldy?
geek chiQ 5 (9:05:34 PM): maybe
W4LSaGe (9:08:15 PM): damn the mangoes!! i still want them even though they're moldy
W4LSaGe (9:08:19 PM): :-(
geek chiQ 5 (9:08:21 PM): eat 'em
[Again, I remind you, PARTY ON JUNE 6TH!!]
W4LSaGe (8:37:08 PM): dude, i keep getting fears that nobody shows up or it's like five people and we're all kinda jsut standing arounmd
geek chiQ 5 (8:37:56 PM): well, we haven't sent invitations
geek chiQ 5 (8:37:57 PM): not a good thing
W4LSaGe (8:38:17 PM): yeah but i've been telling everyone til, i'm blue int eh face
[What wouldn't we eat as kids? What didn't kill us made us stronger, right?]
W4LSaGe (8:38:02 PM): HAHA, kenny said he's tried dog food, fish food, turtle food
W4LSaGe (8:38:04 PM): hahahahahhahahahha
geek chiQ 5 (8:38:14 PM): tell him i've had hamster yogurt chips
geek chiQ 5 (8:38:18 PM): or just a piece of one
W4LSaGe (8:38:24 PM): you have?? were theyg ood?? they smelled good
W4LSaGe (8:38:26 PM): jhehe
geek chiQ 5 (8:38:43 PM): they do smell good~ but it's deceptive
W4LSaGe (8:38:55 PM): darn deception
W4LSaGe (8:39:09 PM): he asked how they were
W4LSaGe (8:39:10 PM): hahahahhahaha
W4LSaGe (8:39:18 PM): he fed his cousin a dog jerky
W4LSaGe (8:39:19 PM): hahahahahaha
geek chiQ 5 (8:39:36 PM): my cousin ate her dog's biscuit once
W4LSaGe (8:39:48 PM): dont they taste like regular biscuits?
geek chiQ 5 (8:40:23 PM): these were marrow biscuits
W4LSaGe (8:40:26 PM): man, that boys gastrointestinal skills will never cease to amaze me
W4LSaGe (8:40:31 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
W4LSaGe (8:41:07 PM): did she feel funny after?
geek chiQ 5 (8:41:16 PM): i don't know, i never liked her
W4LSaGe (8:41:20 PM): HAHA
geek chiQ 5 (8:41:24 PM): dumb bitch
W4LSaGe (8:41:26 PM): well then GOOD
W4LSaGe (8:41:33 PM): HAHAHA
geek chiQ 5 (8:42:07 PM): why do i smell like bacon?
W4LSaGe (8:43:58 PM): HAHAHA, kenny tried dandelion stemsand he said the white stuff is bitter. i could have told him that...i tried the white stuff from clovers when i was a kid
W4LSaGe (8:43:59 PM): hahahhahhaha
geek chiQ 5 (8:44:07 PM): i had dandelions too
W4LSaGe (8:44:24 PM): wasnt it nasty??
W4LSaGe (8:44:28 PM): stupid bitter white stuff
geek chiQ 5 (8:44:33 PM): i know
W4LSaGe (8:44:39 PM): man,no wonder we're all messed up...we ate anything and everything
geek chiQ 5 (8:44:39 PM): my mom used to juice them
W4LSaGe (8:44:40 PM): haahahaha
geek chiQ 5 (8:44:44 PM): they're supposed to be really healthy and shit
W4LSaGe (8:45:33 PM): yeah, supposedly the dandelion is fiber and iron filled *shrug*
W4LSaGe (8:45:40 PM): i read it in that book my side of the mountain
geek chiQ 5 (8:46:05 PM): won't your high school english teacher be proud?
W4LSaGe (8:46:23 PM): HAHA, i dont think so...i read it on my own
[Masturbation euphemisms slay me]
W4LSaGe (8:46:47 PM): and my english teacher was the gayest gay man ever....didnt like doing outdoorsy stuff unless it was walking his dog
geek chiQ 5 (8:46:51 PM): hehehehehhehe
geek chiQ 5 (8:46:58 PM): "walking his dog" wink wink
geek chiQ 5 (8:47:00 PM): i get it
W4LSaGe (8:47:01 PM): HAHAHA
W4LSaGe (8:47:43 PM): it was weird cause he "had" hiv but he took some protease inhibitors and they said they cant find it in him anymore (the hiv) but i always worryabout him and how it might relapse
geek chiQ 5 (8:47:56 PM): that's freaky
W4LSaGe (8:48:28 PM): yeah and i always wondered if he could still pass it on even thought they "couldnt find it" in him
geek chiQ 5 (8:49:01 PM): hehehehe, walk the dog
geek chiQ 5 (8:49:04 PM): still funny
So yea, I had fun chatting with her tonight. And last night, Eric kept me company while I trashed my room. He's so cute, it's too bad I only see him once a week or so. But not as cute when sneaking into the apt like a thief! That's right, I said thief!! *grumble grumble*
10:16 PM
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