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Friday, December 13, 2002
Courtney and I are so alike, we never bore each other. That sounds contradictory doesn't it? I mean that we know each other so well, that our neurotic idiosyncracies never annoy us. Our conversation this morning was just more crazy girl talk. Watch:
(We were talking about a boy from our high school who had this obsession with me. He was odd and kinda freaky. But for my own safety, I refuse to name names. If you suspect you are he, please don't kill me. I'm a good girl.)
geek chiQ 5: maybe he's my destiny
geek chiQ 5: i'm fated to marry him
BPeachbits: weddings I wont attend...........
geek chiQ 5: you have to!
geek chiQ 5: you're my maid of honor!
geek chiQ 5: you'll have to wear a puce and fuschia dress
BPeachbits: not at that wedding
geek chiQ 5: and throw squid eyeballs on the floor
BPeachbits: now you know I wount be there now
geek chiQ 5: and talk about the mating habits of congo lice at the reception
geek chiQ 5: come on, it's your typical psycho-gets-loser marriage
geek chiQ 5: like if ozzy married ellen degeneres
geek chiQ 5: not even ozzy, he's sweet
geek chiQ 5: if carrot top married janeane garofolo
(Yea, I thought it was funny at the time. And then I got depressed and panicked. I don't want to marry, and certainly not in the fashion I described.)
By the way, here's the other funny funny conversation I had. I love AIM. Screw Alex for telling me it's a social plague. I notice you couldn't stay away from AIM, Alex, you hypocritical bastard! Just made me feel like a loser, for nothing... (grumble grumble)
geek chiQ 5: hhahaha! you're like the fairy godfather of drinking
insaneozo: what?
insaneozo: no fairy
insaneozo: jsut godfather
geek chiQ 5: you can't have godfather without hte fairy
geek chiQ 5: it's just stupid
geek chiQ 5: and it makes you sound like a gangster
geek chiQ 5: you're not
insaneozo: hahah
insaneozo: hmm
insaneozo: im like the....
insaneozo: cheshire cat of drinking
insaneozo: i like that one
geek chiQ 5: no no no
geek chiQ 5: you're the fairy godfather
geek chiQ 5: or the elvish sprite
insaneozo: im like..the Santa Claus of drinking
geek chiQ 5: hehhehehe, in green tights
insaneozo: no tights!!!
geek chiQ 5: and glittery head bands
geek chiQ 5: and a sparkly wand with ribbons
geek chiQ 5: oh jacob! can we dress you up like that for halloween??
geek chiQ 5: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
insaneozo: no!!!
insaneozo: no fairy
insaneozo: im sorry
geek chiQ 5: no, not fairy, elvish sprite
geek chiQ 5: you have no genitals this way
insaneozo: not unless its incredibly ironically appropriate
geek chiQ 5: i think it is
insaneozo: i dont want to dress liek a fairy
geek chiQ 5: and you could hold a bottle of rum with it
insaneozo: ill dress like many things
geek chiQ 5: and it'll make sense
geek chiQ 5: and we'll dress like italian mob hitmen and accompany you
insaneozo: hahahaha
insaneozo: oh my bgod
insaneozo: thatll be weird
insaneozo: weirdi weird weird
geek chiQ 5: yet so cool, eh?
insaneozo: haha yea
insaneozo: if it wasnt me
insaneozo: get another of your guys
insaneozo: to dress lieka fairy
insaneozo: im sure thatll work
geek chiQ 5: elvish sprite, you selfish prick
insaneozo: ahhaha
insaneozo: do it some cooler guy
insaneozo: and take a picture adn show me
geek chiQ 5: you're cool!
geek chiQ 5: jacob you ooooze coolness!
geek chiQ 5: other guys will only be jealous
geek chiQ 5: they WISH they could be elvish sprites
geek chiQ 5: and they'll try to beat you so they can steal your wand
geek chiQ 5: but we'll be tough and protect you
geek chiQ 5: oh elvish sprite of the flowing rum!
insaneozo: hahahahaha
insaneozo: weird
geek chiQ 5: you know you're intrigued
geek chiQ 5: just think about it
geek chiQ 5: you have all year
insaneozo: alright, ill give it some thought
geek chiQ 5: that's my boy!
Hehehe, I'll just make him wear my costume from last Halloween, with Linda's head dress. We'll buy him those bell and ribbon wands from a street fair. Don't miss it.
11:26 AM
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